Remember that time that Adam wouldn’t shut up?
Oct 6th, 2006 by Jay Howerter
I have decided to list the names in Story Quarry. Of course it doesn’t matter because all of the stories have been talking about Adam Sitton. By the way, Adam did you get your oil changed yet? I guess history usually repeats itself.
This next story is also about Adam. We were playing Counter-strike one night (consequently, this is the only game that Adam’s computer will really play), and everytime that Adam would by body armor he would say,
“Keeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvlllllllllllaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!! (Kevlar)” in a retarded (developmentally disabled, for those of you offended) voice. He said it some many times that Dustin became furious. I have never seen him get that mad at anyone except me. I believe that Dustin hit him more than once.
Feel free to email me stories that you remember and would like posted.


I have been frantically searching the story quarry and have yet to find any mention of my name… yet in this entry it specifically says that the stories have only been about me and adam…. hmmm….
Well, I wasn’t naming names until this post. Actually, I believe most of these posts are about Adam.
I edited the story since none of the previous stories have been about you. Sorry for the mistake. I’ll get you on there Timmah.
How about the camping trip…my quote, “Hey Dustin, maybe we should limit it to 1/2 a cup of diesel?”
Yeah.. I really like that one Ryan. It’s by far the most enthralling and funny. Probably because it involved me.
Regardless… good one.