Story Quarry: The curse of the red shirt
Sep 21st, 2006 by Jay Howerter
When we were at a wedding reception, two of my friends were at the tables preparing to eat. A man in a red shirt kept turning around and looking at them because they were being too loud. So, my friends, at random intervals, began singing “Red shiiiiiiiiiiiiirt!!!” just to spite this man. He became increasingly agitated until he left. So, whenever you are frustrated with someone, you can sing “Red Shiiiiiiiirt”. Hopefully it will agitate them as well.
